remember when supernatural didn’t hurt tho like the first 20 seconds of the pilot
did you watch the first 20 seconds of the pilot
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
(Source: barricadeponine)
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
someone called me and idk who so im chillin on the phone and i think they butt dialed because all i hear is heavy breathing
who the fuck breathes out their ass
- me, sees a kid in a captain america costume which is pretty much just the helmet and a t-shirt with the logo: hey that's adorable, you're the best captain america i've seen all day
- kid turns around, clutching a captain america poster: no
- kid: i'm not captain america
- kid: i'm agent phil coulson
people who send themselves anon hate
i dont understand this gif but it feels right
(Source: supermattural)
i see you driving round town with the girl i love and im like “what are you doing with my mom”
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood
- Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc













